My Blog

So, I thought to myself, I don’t have a blog.  Why don’t I have a blog?  My opinions are so damned important — they are blog-worthy.

Without a blog, how will I show you the path to enlightenment?  The path, incidentally, involves running nearly-naked (you can wear a watch) through a dark alley in Vegas (you can pick the alley) at exactly 3:07pm.  Good luck.

Plus, if I don’t have a blog, how can I flood the inboxes of my friends and family with idiotic emails cleverly titled "Belula Has Updated Her Friendster Blog"?

Happy Veteran’s Day.